remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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