i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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