so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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