why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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