No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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