you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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