Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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