He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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