twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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