ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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