In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i already hear my dad disowning me
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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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