There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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