Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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