how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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