I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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