He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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