I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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