ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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