it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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