420 ftw
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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