STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I CAN MOONWALK!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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