I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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