Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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