what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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