whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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