I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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