Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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