He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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