Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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