What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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