I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you inspire me to be a worse person
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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