The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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