i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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