The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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