Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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