The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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