To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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