direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
This is the high leading the old right now
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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