How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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