Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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