I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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