Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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