I am puke
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
dude. I can hear the air.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize