Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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