Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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