What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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