Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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