my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's blow job season.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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