I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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