I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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